{"id":294,"date":"2018-01-08T23:28:30","date_gmt":"2018-01-08T22:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/?p=294"},"modified":"2018-11-08T21:36:05","modified_gmt":"2018-11-08T20:36:05","slug":"chaka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/2018\/01\/08\/chaka\/","title":{"rendered":"Chaka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-434 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Chaka-300x259.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Chaka-300x259.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Chaka-768x662.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Chaka-1024x883.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Chaka-900x776.jpg 900w, https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Chaka-1280x1104.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Inspired by Eug\u00e8ne Delacroix (1798-1863) \u2013 Cat head (1824-1829) \u2013 Oil on canvas \u2013 8,66 x 10,63 inch <\/em><\/p>\n<p>So, it&#8217;s past eight in the morning. What is she up to? &#8220;Wake up morning&#8221; operation.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I get on the bed as heavily as possible, which in my big belly and little paws condition is my daily, and I just sniff the tip of her nose with my wet truffle while purring full lung and patasing on the sheets (translation: plant my sharp claws in the 100% cotton fabric). I am doing so for long minutes. Nothing ! Well, I can never be kept down. Second option, more noise and frustration. In theory, it\u2019s an excellent response! Great ! With my left paw, I knock on the sliding door of the room, the one that contains all her clothes. A hell of the devil. And &#8230; no reaction. Not a damn thing!<\/p>\n<p>But what&#8217;s wrong with her this morning? She went to bed too late or what? Although I was on her bed since the beginning of the evening and I didn\u2019t notice anything wierd. I must admit that I fell asleep right away. I was so exhausted: between the trip in a box too small for a buxom cat (just imagine yourself in a shirt size 14.5 while you wear size 16. Well, that\u2019s how I live!) And my unrelenting observation of green parakeets in the tree right next to the kitchen window (which fortunately has a fence, otherwise, I would have jumped from the top!). Cuddled, in my little corner, parallel to the bed and I\u2019d better not make a move, not even an inch. In practice, when she is fast asleep, I shift perpendicular to the bed and there I am, feeling so well. No exception, when she wakes up in the middle of the night, I get a call to order &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>To put it in a nutshell, the tragic situation of this awful morning, moreover a Monday morning, I&#8217;m starving, my bowl is empty and the person who is usually feeding me, decided to play Sleeping Beauty. A charming beginning of the week &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What strategy is left for me? A pee? A poop ?<\/p>\n<p>Oops, she&#8217;s moving. She turns on the light. She gets up. She goes to the kitchen. And, oh yeeees, my kibbles. I\u2019ve won!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired by Eug\u00e8ne Delacroix (1798-1863) \u2013 Cat head (1824-1829) \u2013 Oil on canvas \u2013 8,66 x 10,63 inch So, it&#8217;s past eight in the morning. What is she up to? &#8220;Wake up morning&#8221; operation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":435,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions\/435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}