{"id":46,"date":"2017-09-04T11:57:40","date_gmt":"2017-09-04T09:57:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/?p=46"},"modified":"2022-09-22T17:23:31","modified_gmt":"2022-09-22T15:23:31","slug":"nasty-tricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/2017\/09\/04\/nasty-tricks\/","title":{"rendered":"Nasty tricks"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Inspired by Eug\u00e8ne Boudin (1824 – 1898) – Grazing cows (around 1854 – 1860) – Charcoal \/ Pastel on blue paper – 9,45 x 12,60 inch
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– Hey Carole, you look like you slightly put on weight, don\u2019t you think ?<\/p>\n

– No I don\u2019t think so. I am pretty sure it\u2019s my suit. It\u2019s tightly bound. And today for lunch, there was spaghetti bolognese at the cafeteria …<\/p>\n

“If I ware you, I would have taken a green salad!”– Your new haircut is not awesome. A way too short. Poor thing, you look ten years older!<\/p>\n

– You must be kidding, I asked for Cristina Cordula\u2019s haircut.<\/p>\n

– In that case, you\u2019d better try another hairdresser right away! Besides, you have, physically, nothing in common with her.<\/p>\n

“Here you go Carole, pulling my leg again. I’m brunette, tall, slim. Frankly, what you say is crap.<\/p>\n

– I see. So now, when you are 5,24 feet high, you consider it\u2019s slim. And how about my 5,5 feet I can start modeling tomorrow morning!<\/p>\n

“Jesus, you\u2019re jealous! The height is one thing but the width … Excuse me love but your ass is so huge!<\/p>\n

– I\u2019d rather talk a bout something else. I don\u2019t feel like breaking a two months true friendship for a few feet. By the way, wouldn\u2019t your husband work at the business district of La D\u00e9fense?<\/p>\n

– Yes absolutely. He has just been transferred three weeks ago. It didn\u2019t thrill him but he got used to it. Why ?<\/p>\n

– You know, yesterday I took a day off to go to my gynaecologist who is not far away from that place. And after the consultation, as it was tea time, I allowed myself a lemon tart and a cappuccino in a coffee shop of La D\u00e9fense. A delight, trust me. I ask for the bill and it takes so much time. Eventually I pay at the bar and as I was …<\/p>\n

– Come on Carole, go straight to the point, I have a meeting starting in five minutes. So, all the time to finish my cigarette, my coffee, to go to the loo and …<\/p>\n

“Don\u2019t push your luck too far, Vero, you order me to cut short and you give so many insignificant details. Okay, I’m back. Where was I … Oh yes, the payment. So I pay, I put away my credit card and ticket in my wallet and …<\/p>\n

“You do it on purpose, I\u2019m sure!”<\/p>\n

“Leaving the coffee shop, I have come across your husband, smooching a sulphurous golden blond hair girl barely …” “Hey, V\u00e9ro, come back, I\u2019m not done with you yet!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Inspired by Eug\u00e8ne Boudin (1824 – 1898) – Grazing cows (around 1854 – 1860) – Charcoal \/ Pastel on blue paper – 9,45 x 12,60 inch – Hey Carole, you look like you slightly put on weight, don\u2019t you think ? – No I don\u2019t think so. I am pretty sure it\u2019s my suit. It\u2019s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1191,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/1191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}