{"id":544,"date":"2019-04-06T17:12:17","date_gmt":"2019-04-06T15:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/?p=544"},"modified":"2022-09-22T17:13:42","modified_gmt":"2022-09-22T15:13:42","slug":"life-according-to-charly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/2019\/04\/06\/life-according-to-charly\/","title":{"rendered":"Life according to Charly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-545 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Charly_vie-300x227.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Charly_vie-300x227.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Charly_vie.jpg 637w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Oil on canvas \u2013 7,48 x 9,45 inch \u2013 Unique work &#8211; <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>SOLD<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Seven o&#8217;clock in the morning, the alarm clock rings.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I purr as I pat down on her duvet cover, right next to her, just to wake her up entirely. There\u2019s no way she gets back to sleep. I am hungry, I am very very hungry. There are still croquettes in my bowl? Yes, and so what, what\u2019s the big deal? I know there&#8217;s more on the top of the shelf, right next to the books she hasn\u2019t read yet. Of course, reading three pages by three pages, she is not ready to move forward! Well, what I say it is, eitherway I say nothing. So, I want and I demand the entirety of my ration. Full stop. And if that&#8217;s not enough, I make my claws on the wallpaper she put down lately. And it works perfectly And also I want to pee, and maybe more &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Well, she&#8217;s going to have breakfast in bed, watch a Netflix show, like every day. Human life is so great. Me, in a next life, I would like to be a human male, even better a human female! And then, I lie down against her right leg, I know she loves it, I can feel it. And suddenly, I&#8217;m entitled to a small piece of biscuit. Oh, no way I could choke on it!<\/p>\n<p>Then, next step, the living room. And there she goes to work in front of her easel. And what about me, I take my ease behind the same easel on the chairs overturned one on the other. I think it&#8217;s because the caning is damaged. Oops, I think that by putting myself on it I\u2019m making things worse for the chair. Anyway as long as she doesn\u2019t say anything &#8230; A strategic place that allows me to keep an eye on her and watch any of her movements. Seriously, I&#8217;m exhausted, twelve years past, it&#8217;s something. So, overall I sleep until &#8230; ah I forgot, her daughter &#8230; Inevitably as soon as she comes home, she cannot help it, she comes to see me and in the worst case, she takes me in her arms without putting me back in place. To make things short, it\u2019s already dark and yet we changed time this weekend. Anyway, I&#8217;m hungry, I&#8217;m very very hungry.<\/p>\n<p>Some croquettes, I squat the bed and.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oil on canvas \u2013 7,48 x 9,45 inch \u2013 Unique work &#8211; SOLD Seven o&#8217;clock in the morning, the alarm clock rings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=544"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1181,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions\/1181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidranne-painter.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}