Inspired by Eugène Boudin (1824 – 1898) – Grazing cows (around 1854 – 1860) – Charcoal / Pastel on blue paper – 9,45 x 12,60 inch
– Hey Carole, you look like you slightly put on weight, don’t you think ?
– No I don’t think so. I am pretty sure it’s my suit. It’s tightly bound. And today for lunch, there was spaghetti bolognese at the cafeteria …
“If I ware you, I would have taken a green salad!”– Your new haircut is not awesome. A way too short. Poor thing, you look ten years older!
– You must be kidding, I asked for Cristina Cordula’s haircut.
– In that case, you’d better try another hairdresser right away! Besides, you have, physically, nothing in common with her.
“Here you go Carole, pulling my leg again. I’m brunette, tall, slim. Frankly, what you say is crap.
– I see. So now, when you are 5,24 feet high, you consider it’s slim. And how about my 5,5 feet I can start modeling tomorrow morning!
“Jesus, you’re jealous! The height is one thing but the width … Excuse me love but your ass is so huge!
– I’d rather talk a bout something else. I don’t feel like breaking a two months true friendship for a few feet. By the way, wouldn’t your husband work at the business district of La Défense?
– Yes absolutely. He has just been transferred three weeks ago. It didn’t thrill him but he got used to it. Why ?
– You know, yesterday I took a day off to go to my gynaecologist who is not far away from that place. And after the consultation, as it was tea time, I allowed myself a lemon tart and a cappuccino in a coffee shop of La Défense. A delight, trust me. I ask for the bill and it takes so much time. Eventually I pay at the bar and as I was …
– Come on Carole, go straight to the point, I have a meeting starting in five minutes. So, all the time to finish my cigarette, my coffee, to go to the loo and …
“Don’t push your luck too far, Vero, you order me to cut short and you give so many insignificant details. Okay, I’m back. Where was I … Oh yes, the payment. So I pay, I put away my credit card and ticket in my wallet and …
“You do it on purpose, I’m sure!”
“Leaving the coffee shop, I have come across your husband, smooching a sulphurous golden blond hair girl barely …” “Hey, Véro, come back, I’m not done with you yet!”
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